Am I Senile?

I don’t see your need
To scrub every single bathroom tile
I scratch my head each time
Seeing the amount of groceries you stockpile
I wish I could just change
That annoying ringtone of your mobile
I can’t help but think
You have such terrible dressing style
I don’t know how
We can fall in love being so different in profile
I just have to say
This must be real love unless I have gone senile!

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Another short love poem with this one focusing on the saying that love is blind.

Love Is Blind

I must be out of my mind
Finding you the most beautiful of all mankind
I have choices, myself I remind
And yet all other dates I simply declined
Your faults a long list they lined
But surprisingly, no revulsion in me I can find
You’re not the ideal mate I have defined
No wonder people always say love is blind!!

Related Poems:

1. Funny Poems About Love

Priceless Feeling

Leaving the toilet seat up
That’s your brand of selfishness
Putting things everywhere
That’s why you are always careless
Not caring to tidy things
That’s when I see your laziness
Telling me like it is
That’s how you display your bluntness
Forgetting my birthday
That’s what is absolutely outrageous
But knowing you love me
That’s the feeling which is priceless.

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This second short funny love poem is about choosing someone as a partner although many weaknesses in the person you can see. I guess love is blind or perhaps with love comes acceptance.

That Is Love

As a partner, you are far from perfect
Many personality flaws I can detect
Outrageous tastes that I can’t connect
Total opposites we are in every aspect.

Yet it is you whom I want to select
No matter the flaws that I suspect
To cherish, care and protect
Perhaps that’s love and its effect.